She's like Dear Abby... on crack.

[kellinator]

Best piece of advice I've given lately:

"You don't want to kiss him! He's an assface!"

Because, folks, why would you want to kiss an assface?

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[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Does an assface tell his lover to "kiss my ass" whenever he's leaving in the morning, but means it in a good way?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Assfaces generally don't have lovers. At least they wouldn't in a perfect world. Wait, a perfect world wouldn't have assfaces in the first place.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

I thought about making an Arseface joke, but held back -- now I feel all left out, since everyone else is making them! :)

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Favorite scene/line from Preacher: The Saint of Killers is making his approach to someone (a sherriff?), who's shivering with fear.

Guy, raising his hands: Now, I reckon you can see that I ain't armed!

Saint, raising his pistol: Reckon you can see that I am.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno if I could narrow it down to one favorite. I love the conversation Cass has with himself in the truck over whether to go rescue Jesse, and all of Tulip and Amy's scenes together... no wait!! The one-shot "Blood and Whiskey," where Cass meets a Lestat-wannabe vampire:

Cassidy: "Ye're a bit of a wanker, aren't ye?"
Eccarius: "Whankyr...is that one of the Eastern European terms for our race?"
Cassidy: "No. Wanker. Noun." (makes gestures) "As in, one who wanks."

Yeah. That's my favorite.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Boy, I miss those characters -- that's the best damn thing Ennis ever did and probably ever will do.

[lonesomenumber1]

Because he's just become a huge singing sensation with his unintelligible cover of "My Heart Will Go On"?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Ah, the fine line between assface and Arseface...

[lonesomenumber1]

You say tomayto; I say tomahto.

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Well, I only read a little bit of Preacher, but I from what I hear, the character really only needed some understanding, human companionship and love.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You're correct, but that's Arseface, who was a decent guy (and I loved the way things turned out for him in the end). But no, this is just an assface, who really just needs a swift kick in the ass from me, preferably with those shoes from From Russia With Love.

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

That picture scares me;
1. Because its my house
2. Because you don't really look like that
3. It looks like you have morphed out of my bedroom...if that's even a word.

Want to grab lunch monday? I need to hear more about this assface.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I don't really look like that? Dammit!! Everyone says this is my hot picture!!

Lunch sounds great! And I can certainly weave some tales about the assface, though luckily for me I'm not the one having to deal with him.

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

Maybe some people think its a hot pic but I like the ones of you smiling better, but then again I'm probably not the best judge of hot girl pics.

Anyways, I should of called you earlier, I was in a sangria mood and wanted some el myr, but now i'm just full and sleepy. Some other time.

Hollar monday sometime, oh and we may cookout on Sunday if you're interested I'll let you know.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. That would have been fun.

I've got a date on Sunday so I can't make it, but maybe we can do something else. I might be free one of the weekend nights if you wanna raise hell.

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

You mean you aren't gaming this weekend? ;)

I'm actually booked up Friday and Saturday already. And Sunday i guess if you count the bbq.

Hmmm....I'm down for raising some hell too but I'm broke right now and in need of money. We shall raise some hell next week be it weekdays or weekends.

Rock on.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I'm gaming. On Saturday, anyway. But a girl's gotta have her priorities... even a geek girl. ;)

Yes!! I'm all for raising some hell in the near future!! Wooo!!!

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

Rock on.

(just wanted to add some more comments to this entry)


and i'm bored.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Because you have a rimming fetish?