She's like Dear Abby... on crack.

[kellinator]

Best piece of advice I've given lately:

"You don't want to kiss him! He's an assface!"

Because, folks, why would you want to kiss an assface?

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[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Does an assface tell his lover to "kiss my ass" whenever he's leaving in the morning, but means it in a good way?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Assfaces generally don't have lovers. At least they wouldn't in a perfect world. Wait, a perfect world wouldn't have assfaces in the first place.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

I thought about making an Arseface joke, but held back -- now I feel all left out, since everyone else is making them! :)

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Favorite scene/line from Preacher: The Saint of Killers is making his approach to someone (a sherriff?), who's shivering with fear.

Guy, raising his hands: Now, I reckon you can see that I ain't armed!

Saint, raising his pistol: Reckon you can see that I am.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno if I could narrow it down to one favorite. I love the conversation Cass has with himself in the truck over whether to go rescue Jesse, and all of Tulip and Amy's scenes together... no wait!! The one-shot "Blood and Whiskey," where Cass meets a Lestat-wannabe vampire:

Cassidy: "Ye're a bit of a wanker, aren't ye?"
Eccarius: "Whankyr...is that one of the Eastern European terms for our race?"
Cassidy: "No. Wanker. Noun." (makes gestures) "As in, one who wanks."

Yeah. That's my favorite.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Boy, I miss those characters -- that's the best damn thing Ennis ever did and probably ever will do.