She's like Dear Abby... on crack.

[kellinator]

Best piece of advice I've given lately:

"You don't want to kiss him! He's an assface!"

Because, folks, why would you want to kiss an assface?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You're correct, but that's Arseface, who was a decent guy (and I loved the way things turned out for him in the end). But no, this is just an assface, who really just needs a swift kick in the ass from me, preferably with those shoes from From Russia With Love.