She's like Dear Abby... on crack.

[kellinator]

Best piece of advice I've given lately:

"You don't want to kiss him! He's an assface!"

Because, folks, why would you want to kiss an assface?

Comments

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Does an assface tell his lover to "kiss my ass" whenever he's leaving in the morning, but means it in a good way?

[lonesomenumber1]

Because he's just become a huge singing sensation with his unintelligible cover of "My Heart Will Go On"?

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Well, I only read a little bit of Preacher, but I from what I hear, the character really only needed some understanding, human companionship and love.

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

That picture scares me;
1. Because its my house
2. Because you don't really look like that
3. It looks like you have morphed out of my bedroom...if that's even a word.

Want to grab lunch monday? I need to hear more about this assface.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Because you have a rimming fetish?