recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

[kellinator]

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.

Comments

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Unless he's boiling it in George Lucas' kitchen...then it just stays flat and flaccid...

[canciona.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's perfect! *adopts James*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Isn't he precious? ;)

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

It does not surprise me in the least that you're getting married. :-D

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

It's like I told someone recently... "He's not perfect, but I can't imagine anyone more perfect for me."

[x-taters-x.livejournal.com]

I heard that he demands that he have a purple lighsaber before he will agree to boil the water.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

And it has BMF on the handle!

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

Yes. He's allowed to keep you.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

We are delighted you approve ;)

(Incidentally, he spent his teenage years in Iceland.)

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

Really! :D Yet more proof of his General Awesomeness (which is so my rebel name. "Commander! It's General Awesomeness! He's attacking!.. He has a flag!" But I digress. Whereabouts in Iceland did he stay?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

He said if I said "the military base," you'd know it. He's a Navy brat!

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

I kinda guessed - that's 90% of the Americans on my small island right thurr. That part of the country can be rather scruffy, though - I hope he isn't emotionally scarred after the experience.. :)

[blistermoth.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

No shit. I mean, the Chuck Norris Facts that have been going round for the past year or so are funny and all, but as much as I love Chuck, you could replace "Chuck Norris" with "Samuel L Jackson, motherfucker" and they would all be much more true.

(you guys ARE going to a midnight showing of SOAP, right?)

cheers,
Phil

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Possibly! Hopefully! I'm worried I'll wuss out in the theater with all those snakes!

I want to find a showing where people are allowed to yell at the screen!