recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

[kellinator]

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.

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