recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

[kellinator]

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.

Comments

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

No shit. I mean, the Chuck Norris Facts that have been going round for the past year or so are funny and all, but as much as I love Chuck, you could replace "Chuck Norris" with "Samuel L Jackson, motherfucker" and they would all be much more true.

(you guys ARE going to a midnight showing of SOAP, right?)

cheers,
Phil

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Possibly! Hopefully! I'm worried I'll wuss out in the theater with all those snakes!

I want to find a showing where people are allowed to yell at the screen!