recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

[kellinator]

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.

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[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

Really! :D Yet more proof of his General Awesomeness (which is so my rebel name. "Commander! It's General Awesomeness! He's attacking!.. He has a flag!" But I digress. Whereabouts in Iceland did he stay?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

He said if I said "the military base," you'd know it. He's a Navy brat!

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

I kinda guessed - that's 90% of the Americans on my small island right thurr. That part of the country can be rather scruffy, though - I hope he isn't emotionally scarred after the experience.. :)