Meaningless list time

[kellinator]

Let's see, I could make a deep and thoughtful post about my inner feelings, or a dumbass list.

Dumbass lists win every time.

Things That Are Overrated

University of Tennessee football.
Picture phones.
Closure.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
Sex.
J-Lo's ass.
Behaving yourself.
Beer.
Grad school.
Being a workaholic.

I know I had more, but I've forgotten them. Something else that's overrated: my memory.

Comments

Re: Overrated

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

My niece has great fun with the picture phone. And, hey, it's allowed nifty things like this icon to come into the world. :)

Re: Overrated

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Of course, you realize that they're only overrated because I don't have one.

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Can we add to the list?

Reality TV
Reality TV involving celebrities
Anything involving rich girls who think they are celebrities.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, how the hell did I leave Paris Hilton off?

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Because she is completely forgettable?

Re: Paris Hilton

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Her name sounds like a hotel. Fitting, I guess, because I'm sure many people have spent a night there and then moved on. *drum roll*

Seriously ... I can't wrap my eyes around what part of that alien-looking, scrawny creature is supposed to be sexy. Maybe her eyes ... when they're not covered in tons of mascara ... but that's about it.

As my good friend Adrian was said, "I want a little sumpin-sumpin to hang onto." And she has even less than the friend who always told him, "I don't have anything to hang onto!"

[mohareb.livejournal.com]

I would only disagree with you on TWO points out of all of which you made.

Sex - which can be mindblowing with the right person and chemistry...

and J-Lo's ass, she looks nice in a uniform.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I don't object to J-Lo's ass, per se. I just don't think it's worth all the oceans of ink that have been spilled over it.

I'm hoping someday I'll get a chance to change my mind on the sex.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

You forgot Evanescence!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Shit!! Yeah!! And we talked about them for HOW long? ;)

[sertrel.livejournal.com]

Damn it, the OLD band, when they were unknown and shit, was SO MUCH BETTER IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I found about then in undergrad, back when you could only get their CD via mail-order. I weep when I hear what they turned into.

[hugs.livejournal.com]

if you thing sex is overrated then you havn't been doing it correctly...

...or having it done to you correctly

maybe you will get a book from me for christmas...

also add:
toe jewlery
Macintosh

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

"Macintosh"

Seconded! I wish I had thought of that one. ;)

hey now

[reannon.livejournal.com]

I must take extreme exception to one item. Sex is never overrated. Hard or gentle, fast or slow, strong or light, pulse-pounding and body-shattering or languid and leisurely, sex is never overrated.

Or perhaps writing vampire smut is going to that funky part of my brain.

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

You have obviously not slept with my most recent ex. I've met slugs with more enthusiasm.

Re: hey now

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Erk. That sucks. Or doesn't, depending on your definitions... :) But even when it's bad, it's pretty good, right? If memory serves? :)

Re: hey now

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Not to just jump in on this offshoot thread, but I must say that bad sex equals BAD SEX, and can be one of the most mindnumbing (among other things) experiences in the whole wide world...

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

In my case, no. First off, the sex was a huge disappointment, because he spent months beforehand telling me how great he was and all the great things he would do, and it was all a crock of crap. And also, that's the last memory of sex that I have, so it kind of colors everything else, and makes me wonder if I wasn't worth the effort to even try.

Re: hey now

[dawneywawney.livejournal.com]

La la la la la....

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Oh, shuddup. :P

Re: hey now

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Oh AAACK. Of course you are. You get serious chocolate points removed for that sort of thing. :P He's the doofus, babe.

On sex and beer...

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

Ummm.....yeah.....you see I'm going to go ahead and have to disagree with you on that one.....mmmmmkay?

[serendipitymet.livejournal.com]

i beg to differ on the sex! and the closure and the grad school...but i agree on all others :)

And unless your name is Ben Affleck...

[underwhelming.livejournal.com]

...sex with J-Lo's ass.