Meaningless list time

[kellinator]

Let's see, I could make a deep and thoughtful post about my inner feelings, or a dumbass list.

Dumbass lists win every time.

Things That Are Overrated

University of Tennessee football.
Picture phones.
Closure.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
Sex.
J-Lo's ass.
Behaving yourself.
Beer.
Grad school.
Being a workaholic.

I know I had more, but I've forgotten them. Something else that's overrated: my memory.

Comments

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Can we add to the list?

Reality TV
Reality TV involving celebrities
Anything involving rich girls who think they are celebrities.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, how the hell did I leave Paris Hilton off?

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Because she is completely forgettable?

Re: Paris Hilton

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Her name sounds like a hotel. Fitting, I guess, because I'm sure many people have spent a night there and then moved on. *drum roll*

Seriously ... I can't wrap my eyes around what part of that alien-looking, scrawny creature is supposed to be sexy. Maybe her eyes ... when they're not covered in tons of mascara ... but that's about it.

As my good friend Adrian was said, "I want a little sumpin-sumpin to hang onto." And she has even less than the friend who always told him, "I don't have anything to hang onto!"