Meaningless list time

[kellinator]

Let's see, I could make a deep and thoughtful post about my inner feelings, or a dumbass list.

Dumbass lists win every time.

Things That Are Overrated

University of Tennessee football.
Picture phones.
Closure.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
Sex.
J-Lo's ass.
Behaving yourself.
Beer.
Grad school.
Being a workaholic.

I know I had more, but I've forgotten them. Something else that's overrated: my memory.

Comments

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

You have obviously not slept with my most recent ex. I've met slugs with more enthusiasm.

Re: hey now

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Erk. That sucks. Or doesn't, depending on your definitions... :) But even when it's bad, it's pretty good, right? If memory serves? :)

Re: hey now

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Not to just jump in on this offshoot thread, but I must say that bad sex equals BAD SEX, and can be one of the most mindnumbing (among other things) experiences in the whole wide world...

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

In my case, no. First off, the sex was a huge disappointment, because he spent months beforehand telling me how great he was and all the great things he would do, and it was all a crock of crap. And also, that's the last memory of sex that I have, so it kind of colors everything else, and makes me wonder if I wasn't worth the effort to even try.

Re: hey now

[dawneywawney.livejournal.com]

La la la la la....

Re: hey now

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Oh, shuddup. :P

Re: hey now

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Oh AAACK. Of course you are. You get serious chocolate points removed for that sort of thing. :P He's the doofus, babe.