I've been robbed!!

[kellinator]

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You need an Office Linebacker.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Make some enchiladas tonight, and make sure to use lots of chopped-up habanero peppers. These are the hottest peppers on record, so using more than one causes the person eating it to shit fire!

If you don't want to do that, I'd always go with the classic: Chocolate Chunk Cookies featuring Ex-Lax candies (broken into pieces, of course).

I don't even feel sorry for leaving such gifts, because stealing others' lunches is a very sneaky thing to do, and sometimes you've got to learn your lesson the hard way.

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

Or you could buy yourself one of those mini fridges and put it under your desk. That's what I've had to resort to after one too many stolen Cokes.

[lonesomenumber1]

Stealing lunches is a sign of much deeper moral corruption. Look at Gaffney.

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

stoel your lunch? that rat-bastard goat-demon!

If you can get away with it, seek revenge.

[westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com]

I had something similar happen to me in HS. I would spend all my free time in the art room especially during lunch to first class in the afternoon, and like clockwork - some schmuck would steal my lunch and all I would be left with was the coffee I bought from Timmy's down the road.

You could always try this:

When you go and make your lunch another Special lunch, try putting something extra special...oh like a piece of chocolate cake frosted with *whistles innocently* chocolate exlax..er chocolate frosting (not too much laxative in the chocolate frost, just enough to teach whoever a lesson they'll never forget). Place that lunch in the fridge and sit back and watch the fun from a distance, but make sure you don't have the one w/the chocolate cake.

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

A meenion once had hees chocolate bar stolen from hees lunch each day. He had a suspeecion who eet was. So he eenjected the bar weeth a non-water-soluble green dye, waited unteel eet was stolen (and eaaaten) and confronteed the suspect - and asked heem to open hees mouth. Apparently eet took a week to deesappear off hees tongue.

Re: I've been robbed

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

It's happened to me a few times as well.
For me, it's even less about the food. Take the food. Give me back the tupperware...