I've been robbed!!

[kellinator]

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!

Comments

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

A meenion once had hees chocolate bar stolen from hees lunch each day. He had a suspeecion who eet was. So he eenjected the bar weeth a non-water-soluble green dye, waited unteel eet was stolen (and eaaaten) and confronteed the suspect - and asked heem to open hees mouth. Apparently eet took a week to deesappear off hees tongue.