I've been robbed!!

[kellinator]

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!

Comments

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Make some enchiladas tonight, and make sure to use lots of chopped-up habanero peppers. These are the hottest peppers on record, so using more than one causes the person eating it to shit fire!

If you don't want to do that, I'd always go with the classic: Chocolate Chunk Cookies featuring Ex-Lax candies (broken into pieces, of course).

I don't even feel sorry for leaving such gifts, because stealing others' lunches is a very sneaky thing to do, and sometimes you've got to learn your lesson the hard way.

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is classic :) Office chemical warfare...

Just make sure your name's on the bag so nobody thinks it's "just for everyone".

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

I knew someone that used tuna canned cat food on a sandwich for this purpose.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I wish I could've seen someone eating that! Hahahaha!

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, if those lunch bandits had listened to their mamas some years ago, they wouldn't have to learn their lesson like that.

All's fair in love, war, and protecting one's lunch from the moochers!

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Make some enchiladas tonight, and make sure to use lots of chopped-up habanero peppers. These are the hottest peppers on record, so using more than one causes the person eating it to shit fire!

If you don't want to do that, I'd always go with the classic: Chocolate Chunk Cookies featuring Ex-Lax candies (broken into pieces, of course).

Why not do both? Make a mole sauce with Ex-Lax and pureed habaneros. (Leave the seeds in; they're the hottest part.)