I've been robbed!!

[kellinator]

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is classic :) Office chemical warfare...

Just make sure your name's on the bag so nobody thinks it's "just for everyone".

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

I knew someone that used tuna canned cat food on a sandwich for this purpose.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I wish I could've seen someone eating that! Hahahaha!

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, if those lunch bandits had listened to their mamas some years ago, they wouldn't have to learn their lesson like that.

All's fair in love, war, and protecting one's lunch from the moochers!