I've been robbed!!

[kellinator]

Lunch Bandit on Homicide: funny!!
Lunch Bandit at the law library: NOT so funny!!

Somebody took my motherfuckin' lunch!! Stole it right out of the break-room fridge!! I had to take an extra half-hour to go get some greasy disgusting fast food which is not good for my diet!!

You better hope I don't find you, Lunch Bandit!! I will reach down your throat and get my lunch back!! I will treat you like Nixon treated Agnew!!

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You need an Office Linebacker.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Make some enchiladas tonight, and make sure to use lots of chopped-up habanero peppers. These are the hottest peppers on record, so using more than one causes the person eating it to shit fire!

If you don't want to do that, I'd always go with the classic: Chocolate Chunk Cookies featuring Ex-Lax candies (broken into pieces, of course).

I don't even feel sorry for leaving such gifts, because stealing others' lunches is a very sneaky thing to do, and sometimes you've got to learn your lesson the hard way.

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

Or you could buy yourself one of those mini fridges and put it under your desk. That's what I've had to resort to after one too many stolen Cokes.

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is classic :) Office chemical warfare...

Just make sure your name's on the bag so nobody thinks it's "just for everyone".

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

I knew someone that used tuna canned cat food on a sandwich for this purpose.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, if those lunch bandits had listened to their mamas some years ago, they wouldn't have to learn their lesson like that.

All's fair in love, war, and protecting one's lunch from the moochers!

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I wish I could've seen someone eating that! Hahahaha!

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Make some enchiladas tonight, and make sure to use lots of chopped-up habanero peppers. These are the hottest peppers on record, so using more than one causes the person eating it to shit fire!

If you don't want to do that, I'd always go with the classic: Chocolate Chunk Cookies featuring Ex-Lax candies (broken into pieces, of course).

Why not do both? Make a mole sauce with Ex-Lax and pureed habaneros. (Leave the seeds in; they're the hottest part.)

[lonesomenumber1]

Stealing lunches is a sign of much deeper moral corruption. Look at Gaffney.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh. You know who the Lunch Bandit is. You rule.

[lonesomenumber1]

Brodie's documentary is one of my favorite episodes.

Nice icon. :-)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

The wonders of Google Image Search. ;)

That's one of my favorite episodes too. Have you seen the Seasons 1 and 2 DVD yet?

[lonesomenumber1]

Nope. Gonna have to wait until Christmas, I expect. :-)

Have you read the book by David Simon? It's one of the few non-fiction books I've ever read more than once.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, I adore that book. scarcrest gave it to me in 2000 and it's really one of the main reasons I got hooked on the series. I'm really not sure what it says about me that when I'm feeling down, I often turn to that book for a pick-me-up. (Not the depressing sections though...) The Corner is also very good but so depressing I can barely stand it.

Have you seen The Wire? I don't have HBO but scarcrest is sending me tapes.

I actually write a little Homicide fanfic, primarily dedicated to fixing the flaws of the last two seasons...

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

stoel your lunch? that rat-bastard goat-demon!

If you can get away with it, seek revenge.

[westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com]

I had something similar happen to me in HS. I would spend all my free time in the art room especially during lunch to first class in the afternoon, and like clockwork - some schmuck would steal my lunch and all I would be left with was the coffee I bought from Timmy's down the road.

You could always try this:

When you go and make your lunch another Special lunch, try putting something extra special...oh like a piece of chocolate cake frosted with *whistles innocently* chocolate exlax..er chocolate frosting (not too much laxative in the chocolate frost, just enough to teach whoever a lesson they'll never forget). Place that lunch in the fridge and sit back and watch the fun from a distance, but make sure you don't have the one w/the chocolate cake.

[lonesomenumber1]

Like having the former Miss Anne Arundel County catch a bullet in the head in her first appearance?

Haven't seen The Wire; I don't have HBO, either. I'm hoping it'll come out on DVD.

I read Simon's book after I'd already seen every episode. I couldn't believe how much of the series was lifted directly from the book and how the most far-fetched plots were real.

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

A meenion once had hees chocolate bar stolen from hees lunch each day. He had a suspeecion who eet was. So he eenjected the bar weeth a non-water-soluble green dye, waited unteel eet was stolen (and eaaaten) and confronteed the suspect - and asked heem to open hees mouth. Apparently eet took a week to deesappear off hees tongue.

Re: I've been robbed

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

It's happened to me a few times as well.
For me, it's even less about the food. Take the food. Give me back the tupperware...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hee!! I don't even get as far as Miss Anne Arundel County (though one morning on the bus I saw a chick who looked like her and almost said "So, got beat down got your gun took?"). I'm working on a variety of stuff ranging from vignettes to a very long rewrite of season six where Kay doesn't leave and Falsone... well, I'll just have to finish it. Here's my first completed piece if you're interested:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1271957