If I were a rich (wo)man

[kellinator]

Dear Terry McAuliffe, Mary Beth Cahill, Howard Dean, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and everyone else who's hitting me up for money,

I'm sorry, but I think I've run out of money to give you. Remember, I don't have much money. It's not like I'm a Republican or anything.

Love,
Kelly

Comments

[lonesomenumber1]

I had more money before a Certain Someone encouraged me to read Gotham Central. Money that could have gone to the DNC.

But, hey, comic books vs. the future of our country? It was really no contest.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You really know how to lay on the guilt, don't you.

[lonesomenumber1]

No, no, it's OK. I'm going to need something to read during the Apocalypse.