If I were a rich (wo)man

[kellinator]

Dear Terry McAuliffe, Mary Beth Cahill, Howard Dean, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and everyone else who's hitting me up for money,

I'm sorry, but I think I've run out of money to give you. Remember, I don't have much money. It's not like I'm a Republican or anything.

Love,
Kelly

Comments

[lonesomenumber1]

No, no, it's OK. I'm going to need something to read during the Apocalypse.