What would Jesus drive?
Sep. 17th, 2003 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorA conversation from last weekend:
In the car:
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kellinator: It pisses me off when I see someone with a fish on their car driving like an asshole. I want the bumper sticker that says "Jesus would have used His turn signals."
10dimensions: Jesus would have driven a hybrid. Or a VW bus with all the apostles! Because, you know, they could walk along when He was riding a donkey, but you wouldn't want them running trying to keep up with the bus.
Later:
kellinator: Julie and I decided that Jesus would drive a VW bus with room for all the apostles.
eaterofgodz: Well, it says in the Bible that "they were gathered together in one Accord."
kellinator: Oh. (pause) Does Accord make station wagons?
10dimensions: Dude, He's Jesus.
kellinator: Oh yeah! He fed five thousand with the loaves and fishes and I'm wondering how He's going to get all the apostles in the car?
10dimensions: It's like one of those clown cars. Apostles just keep getting out.
In the car:
kellinator: It pisses me off when I see someone with a fish on their car driving like an asshole. I want the bumper sticker that says "Jesus would have used His turn signals."10dimensions: Jesus would have driven a hybrid. Or a VW bus with all the apostles! Because, you know, they could walk along when He was riding a donkey, but you wouldn't want them running trying to keep up with the bus.Later:
kellinator: Julie and I decided that Jesus would drive a VW bus with room for all the apostles.eaterofgodz: Well, it says in the Bible that "they were gathered together in one Accord."kellinator: Oh. (pause) Does Accord make station wagons?10dimensions: Dude, He's Jesus.kellinator: Oh yeah! He fed five thousand with the loaves and fishes and I'm wondering how He's going to get all the apostles in the car?10dimensions: It's like one of those clown cars. Apostles just keep getting out.
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Date: 2003-09-18 12:53 am (UTC)i know of 'em from here... a site which i think is great, but also, y'know... hilarious. :)
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Date: 2003-09-18 08:28 am (UTC)haha that link rules
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Date: 2003-09-18 02:12 pm (UTC)Lost Time
Do Over
Change of Plans
I think "My So-Called Second Life" is better...
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Date: 2003-09-17 03:50 pm (UTC)I needed that.
Had a vision just now of jesus driving a monster truck.
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!
Leave your loaves and fishes at home, folks!
It's 12.95 at the door, the meek get in free with a parent.
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Date: 2003-09-17 05:19 pm (UTC)Thanks, I needed that!
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Date: 2003-09-18 07:10 am (UTC)Please may I?
Date: 2003-09-18 06:23 am (UTC)PLLLLLEEEEEEEASE???
Re: Please may I?
Date: 2003-09-18 07:09 am (UTC)Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!
Date: 2003-09-18 09:26 am (UTC)Re: Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!
Date: 2003-09-18 09:28 am (UTC)Re: Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!
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