What would Jesus drive?

[kellinator]

A conversation from last weekend:

In the car:
kellinator: It pisses me off when I see someone with a fish on their car driving like an asshole. I want the bumper sticker that says "Jesus would have used His turn signals."
10dimensions: Jesus would have driven a hybrid. Or a VW bus with all the apostles! Because, you know, they could walk along when He was riding a donkey, but you wouldn't want them running trying to keep up with the bus.

Later:
kellinator: Julie and I decided that Jesus would drive a VW bus with room for all the apostles.
eaterofgodz: Well, it says in the Bible that "they were gathered together in one Accord."
kellinator: Oh. (pause) Does Accord make station wagons?
10dimensions: Dude, He's Jesus.
kellinator: Oh yeah! He fed five thousand with the loaves and fishes and I'm wondering how He's going to get all the apostles in the car?
10dimensions: It's like one of those clown cars. Apostles just keep getting out.

Comments

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

you know there actually is a commercial with the tagline "What would Jesus Drive?"

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, I knew a group was using it to encourage people to drive environmentally-friendly cars...

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

yeah. they made a commercial with it. I caught it on TV a few weeks ago

[daraflower.livejournal.com]

huh. didn't know it was a commercial. d'you remember what channel? *curious*

i know of 'em from here... a site which i think is great, but also, y'know... hilarious. :)

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

I was channel surfing...all I can tell you was it wasnt a major network, it was somewhere on cable...

haha that link rules

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. I'm so stealing that dialogue for my upcoming HBO dramedy series.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You can't steal it. You and scarcrest have to cut me in on the action!

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Your price of admission: Set your devious mind to coming up with a better title than "My So-Called Second Life."

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Second Childhood
Lost Time
Do Over
Change of Plans

I think "My So-Called Second Life" is better...

[azurelunatic]

That so belongs in metaquotes.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*blushes with delight*

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

Darn.. and he could have used our VW bus.. we have one we are trying to unload....i mmean.. sell

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Talk about giving to the Lord!

[ex-ilk.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the HUGE laugh.

I needed that.

Had a vision just now of jesus driving a monster truck.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!
Leave your loaves and fishes at home, folks!
It's 12.95 at the door, the meek get in free with a parent.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[xythen.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!

Thanks, I needed that!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I live to serve!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Would Jesus be one of those Sunday drivers?

[beachsomewhere.livejournal.com]

I had to show that to my husband, due to the funniness.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Thanks!

[blackjackrocket.livejournal.com]

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Please may I?

[satia.livejournal.com]

May I please post this in u_make_lj_funny???

PLLLLLEEEEEEEASE???

Re: Please may I?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'd be honored!!

Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Hee. We're dangerous when we're hung-over. ;)

Re: Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Imagine if we start posting our drunk conversations!!

Re: Oh my god! I'm funny-by-association!

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Heh. That assumes we remember them!