kellinator | What would Jesus drive?

A conversation from last weekend:

In the car:

kellinator: It pisses me off when I see someone with a fish on their car driving like an asshole. I want the bumper sticker that says "Jesus would have used His turn signals."

10dimensions: Jesus would have driven a hybrid. Or a VW bus with all the apostles! Because, you know, they could walk along when He was riding a donkey, but you wouldn't want them running trying to keep up with the bus.

Later:

kellinator: Julie and I decided that Jesus would drive a VW bus with room for all the apostles.

eaterofgodz: Well, it says in the Bible that "they were gathered together in one Accord."

kellinator: Oh. (pause) Does Accord make station wagons?

10dimensions: Dude, He's Jesus.

kellinator: Oh yeah! He fed five thousand with the loaves and fishes and I'm wondering how He's going to get all the apostles in the car?

10dimensions: It's like one of those clown cars. Apostles just keep getting out.