In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

[kellinator]

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, wandergirl!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.

Comments

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Ass hat!

[wolvy]

Fucking Cockblister is another good one I like

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

While watching the Simpson's the other night, I saw Marge Simpson swear, "Nutty Fudgkins".

Sure, it doesn't hold a candle to your fecund profanity, but still it makes me giggle.

[purpig.livejournal.com]

I'm always coming up with ingenius swear words. :)

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. :)

[serendipitymet.livejournal.com]

ooooh, now i can add to my repertoire

[vidicon.livejournal.com]

I like the ones that slip past the censors: gleet-gargling gibbon has a nice alliteration and flow to it—but you can't say it when you're drunk.

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[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

Not really a use of profanity, but incredibly effective when used:

Vaginal Blood-Fart

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

My personal favorites include assmonkey, asspirate, fucknugget, and cockwhore.

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

fuckety fuck fuck!,Fuckwit! Fucktard! bugger all!, and a grumbled combo of many curses that sounds something like: arrghmothershitfuckingodamnit.

I like asshat. I will have to remember it.

[azurelunatic]

I've come to love "God! Fuck! God-fucking-dammit!dammit!" (from "The Terrible Mister Grimshaw", a remix of someone losing very very badly at a computer game)

[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

My all time favorite, and used most frequently while driving, is "fuck face". it's an all purpose word! :)

[shaunathan.livejournal.com]

How about "a barrel of ass potatoes"?

[autumn-stars.livejournal.com]

I like dickhole. It's an even more vulgar (and cool) variation of dickhead. *giggle*

[vanguardian.livejournal.com]

cockbite - for usage see the shorts at www.redvsblue.com (http://www.redvsblue.com/bloodgulch.shtml)