In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

[kellinator]

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, wandergirl!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.

Comments

[daraflower.livejournal.com]

i like "ass-face" for its elegant ridiculousness. it kind of refuses to make sense, and can make you giggle if you think about it too literally (like "butthead").

i think i might have heard this on TV. i hyphenate because it's most effective with a slight pause, as in "you're such an ass... face."

Re:

[purpig.livejournal.com]

hahaha....

ass.... FACE! :)

I shall add that delivery to my mental Slam Book for future use!