In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

[kellinator]

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, wandergirl!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

While watching the Simpson's the other night, I saw Marge Simpson swear, "Nutty Fudgkins".

Sure, it doesn't hold a candle to your fecund profanity, but still it makes me giggle.