In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

[kellinator]

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, wandergirl!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.

Comments

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

My personal favorites include assmonkey, asspirate, fucknugget, and cockwhore.

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I love the word butt-pirate. Not as a derogatory term against gays. Just because it sounds so funny. Does that make me a bad person?

[dwivian]

Kinda like the new film, the Butt-Pirates of the Carribean?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I must see that film.

Re: Games Night -- I'd like to come, but I've been in a lousy mood all day and I'm afraid of bringing down the gathering. :/

[dwivian]

Well, just for that reason you SHOULD come out, but I understand. Next week, then?

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I hope so!

Re:

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't. :)