You guys know you're supposed to let me know about this stuff.

[kellinator]

I am astonished that I had to find out that Lindsay Lohan was finally charged from CNN instead of my normally on-top-of-the-trash friends page. I guess that means you guys are deeper and better-adjusted than I am. Guilty as charged. I'm about as deep as a kiddie pool. What I wanna know is, what the hell would she have to do to get charged with a felony? Mow down a Sunday-school class while double-fisting PGA and steering the car with her feet?

I do have some thoughts on actual news issues, which I will deal with after I scoop my flist.

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is a stupid question: does Lindsay Lohan have a purpose? I mean, what has she actually done to make her supposedly famous? I'm really out of the loop on pop culture these days. Ditto Paris Hilton. Besides being rich and (fsvo) "attractive" and having the moral fiber of a cheap-suited television lawyer that has commercials on local TV at 3:30 AM, what do they do besides being arrested? I'm honestly lost.

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

She may be a drunken tramp/skank Hollywood whorelet but I'd still do her in a heartbeat.

That said, after a few romps I'd quickly discard her. But I'm male and this is the lower brain talking. (not this has any real chance of ever happening, mind you..)

*g*

[revised-06.livejournal.com]

Dude, did you read about her little sister being in a minor accident after she snuck out with her 16 year old boyfriend, who stole his mother's car? It must run in the family.

[dellaran.livejournal.com]

What I wanna know is, what the hell would she have to do to get charged with a felony?

That's easy... go out in public wearing a hijab.

[wolvy]

This is CNN newsworthy? I haven't watched the channel in a long time, but wow.