You guys know you're supposed to let me know about this stuff.

[kellinator]

I am astonished that I had to find out that Lindsay Lohan was finally charged from CNN instead of my normally on-top-of-the-trash friends page. I guess that means you guys are deeper and better-adjusted than I am. Guilty as charged. I'm about as deep as a kiddie pool. What I wanna know is, what the hell would she have to do to get charged with a felony? Mow down a Sunday-school class while double-fisting PGA and steering the car with her feet?

I do have some thoughts on actual news issues, which I will deal with after I scoop my flist.

Comments

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

She may be a drunken tramp/skank Hollywood whorelet but I'd still do her in a heartbeat.

That said, after a few romps I'd quickly discard her. But I'm male and this is the lower brain talking. (not this has any real chance of ever happening, mind you..)

*g*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Come on Doc, you're better than that. I doubt she has the mental capacity to consent at this point, and hasn't she already been used enough? Stick to Paris Hilton, I'm pretty sure she's using as much as she's being used.

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Ahh.. remember, it is my 'little brain' was writing this.

*g*