You guys know you're supposed to let me know about this stuff.

[kellinator]

I am astonished that I had to find out that Lindsay Lohan was finally charged from CNN instead of my normally on-top-of-the-trash friends page. I guess that means you guys are deeper and better-adjusted than I am. Guilty as charged. I'm about as deep as a kiddie pool. What I wanna know is, what the hell would she have to do to get charged with a felony? Mow down a Sunday-school class while double-fisting PGA and steering the car with her feet?

I do have some thoughts on actual news issues, which I will deal with after I scoop my flist.

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Dude, did you read about her little sister being in a minor accident after she snuck out with her 16 year old boyfriend, who stole his mother's car? It must run in the family.