This just in from the home office in Atlanta, Georgia...

[kellinator]

Pluto has been declared no longer a planet.

I know whose fault this is...




Seriously, if this is the best a planet can do for representation, maybe it shouldn't get to be a planet.

Comments

[jesshelga.livejournal.com]

HEE!!!

I recently saw the ep where they steal cable from Frylock and Company and are just really high and have the munchies. No wonder Pluto's not a planet; they wandered off to the head shop one day and just never came back to take care of the rent and upkeep.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

LOLlercoaster!!

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell -- a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings -- urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side. [emphasis mine]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bright side

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

1). No longer have to miss New Year's Eve festivities to attend stuffy Solar System New Year's Banquet

2). Non-planets much less likely to be targeted by al-Qaeda

3). Interplanetary law no longer applies, so the Plutonians can smoke all the pot they want