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Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark
Madame President, Queen of Snark, There Is None Higher, Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
Bright side (Reply)
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Date:
2006-08-24 04:14 pm (UTC)
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1). No longer have to miss New Year's Eve festivities to attend stuffy Solar System New Year's Banquet
2). Non-planets much less likely to be targeted by al-Qaeda
3). Interplanetary law no longer applies, so the Plutonians can smoke all the pot they want
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Bright side
Date: 2006-08-24 04:14 pm (UTC)2). Non-planets much less likely to be targeted by al-Qaeda
3). Interplanetary law no longer applies, so the Plutonians can smoke all the pot they want