grrr...

[kellinator]

I have a splitting headache, cramps, PMS, an interlibrary loan program that isn't working and no parking space.

Today is so not the day to fuck with me.

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DAMMIT!

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I had planned my entire evening around Kellinator and fucking. It now appears that the fucking shall have to exclude Kellinator, as she is obviously intimidated by my drop-dead good looks and prowesss in the boom-boom room.

Besides.. she has PMS. That'd kinda put a sick twist on the whole affair wouldn't it?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

So... maybe next week you'll be up for a slice of cake, some Warlord and perhaps a few adult-beverages, and since you're my bestest friend, I'd not even expect you to put out.