grrr...

[kellinator]

I have a splitting headache, cramps, PMS, an interlibrary loan program that isn't working and no parking space.

Today is so not the day to fuck with me.

Comments

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, I feel ya, and stoutly maintain that all who would bother you should Just Fuck Off today.

On the other hand, if someone does mess with you, and it's on LJ, the results will be entertaining.

It's very conflicting.

[olliesmama.livejournal.com]

*hands you Pamprin, chocolate, and a baseball bat for the loan system*

Anything else I can do, hon?

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

But today IS the day for us to get other people to fuck with you, and then capture the hijinx on film! :D

I hope your day improves, partner. :-)

[spielorjh.livejournal.com]

I think that through the screen of the aforementioned PMS, that would be construed as doing it yourself.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

So you're saying I would be fucking with her once removed? Kinky.

[deza.livejournal.com]

Can I poke you with a spoon?

[ydnic.livejournal.com]

You go get them. You get 'em for all of us!!!!!

[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

I'd give you a hug, but with the PMS that might just get me an ice-pick through the forehead. Who can I have killed or beaten on your behalf??

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

I think you need a hot bath and a glass of red wine.

[kth-dragon.livejournal.com]

I agree on the hot bath, though bubbles and/or bath salts would also be a great help. Also a book. And a brownie. And maybe the wine too. But don't drop any of them into the tub; no good will come of that.

Oh, and your Angry Eyes, for the library. Yes, the Toy Story kind (I'm a dork). I'm sure they'd be quite intimidated by "Angry Eyes Kelly, with bloody chainsaw accessory"! ^..^

DAMMIT!

[spikepage.livejournal.com]

I had planned my entire evening around Kellinator and fucking. It now appears that the fucking shall have to exclude Kellinator, as she is obviously intimidated by my drop-dead good looks and prowesss in the boom-boom room.

Besides.. she has PMS. That'd kinda put a sick twist on the whole affair wouldn't it?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

So... maybe next week you'll be up for a slice of cake, some Warlord and perhaps a few adult-beverages, and since you're my bestest friend, I'd not even expect you to put out.