Fun with SVU!

[kellinator]

Michael and I have come up with a little game to make Law and Order: SVU even more entertaining: The Tick Tick Game.

See, the rumor circulating is that Chris Meloni is planning on leaving when his contract is up. Stabler's always been... less stable than his name would suggest, and all the signs this season -- his separation, his getting suspended at the drop of a hat, ad infinitum ad nauseum -- suggest that he'll be written off the show by completely going postal.

Michael and I regularly call each other after new episodes and start the conversation with "He's gonna blow," so the Tick Tick Game is the logical extension.

Every time we see a Very Obvious Sign of Elliott's impending nervous breakdown, we go "tick tick tick tick tick tick tick." Because he's a ticking time bomb.

Elliott tries to nudge his son away from crime-scene photographs as the kid goes, "Is she dead?" Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.

Close-up of Elliott watching as his son beats up hookers in a Grand Theft Auto ripoff. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.

Elliott staring at a pair of cold-blooded thrill-killers. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.

We are sick fucks.

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

I think that would be a much better character exit than previous ones (*cough* Serena *cough*). Am I the only one who still finds it insane that Mike Logan is STILL exiled to Nowhere because he hit a city councilman in the mid-90s? I'd be amazed if the councilman is still in power, for heaven's sake. And there's the ADA in the witness protection program, several who moved on to better things, and poor dead Jill Hennessy.

Better he go postal than transfer out to vice or something. That, or get killed in the line of duty. Haven't had one of those since the early days in the '80s.

[notgruntled.livejournal.com]

That, or get killed in the line of duty. Haven't had one of those since the early days in the '80s.

I suspect we're gonna get Lennie Briscoe taken down in the line of duty. And I want to see *every* law and order show at least mention it -- preferably with the cops in their dress blues leaving for the funeral.

[alfabettezoupe.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who still finds it insane that Mike Logan is STILL exiled to Nowhere because he hit a city councilman in the mid-90s? I'd be amazed if the councilman is still in power, for heaven's sake.

he's back. he's the new co-star of criminal intent