While I'm in my bitch mood...
Jan. 25th, 2005 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorJust got this email exhorting me to PLEASE look at the sample pages from "the quintessential Spanish text book for legal professionals." In an attempt to prove that he REALLY wants me to look, the writer includes this at the end:
"PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EMAIL HAS COME FROM A REAL-LIVE PERSON, AT A PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS, AND HAS A REFERENCE TO A WEB PAGE THAT GIVES MY VERY OWN PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME DIRECTLY!"
Dear Spammer,
Give you a call directly? What a great idea! I think I'll do it tonight. At midnight. While playing Snoop Dogg CDs. With my volume turned up to 11.
Love,
Kelly
"PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EMAIL HAS COME FROM A REAL-LIVE PERSON, AT A PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS, AND HAS A REFERENCE TO A WEB PAGE THAT GIVES MY VERY OWN PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME DIRECTLY!"
Dear Spammer,
Give you a call directly? What a great idea! I think I'll do it tonight. At midnight. While playing Snoop Dogg CDs. With my volume turned up to 11.
Love,
Kelly
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Date: 2005-01-25 07:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-25 07:22 pm (UTC)...Ummm, that sounds really wrong, doesn't it?
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Date: 2005-01-25 07:23 pm (UTC)Cuz it is so cute
It's got big balls
And a bulbous head
It smells like spunk
And tastes like liquid goo
We love the cock
The geeky cock ...