kellinator: (smug)
kellinator ([personal profile] kellinator) wrote2005-01-25 02:01 pm

While I'm in my bitch mood...

Just got this email exhorting me to PLEASE look at the sample pages from "the quintessential Spanish text book for legal professionals." In an attempt to prove that he REALLY wants me to look, the writer includes this at the end:

"PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EMAIL HAS COME FROM A REAL-LIVE PERSON, AT A PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS, AND HAS A REFERENCE TO A WEB PAGE THAT GIVES MY VERY OWN PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME DIRECTLY!"

Dear Spammer,

Give you a call directly? What a great idea! I think I'll do it tonight. At midnight. While playing Snoop Dogg CDs. With my volume turned up to 11.

Love,
Kelly

[identity profile] mfree.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Make sure it's midnight their time...

[identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
you are so [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes'd

[identity profile] kellinator.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww... you're going to give me the big head!

...Ummm, that sounds really wrong, doesn't it?

[identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We love the cock ...
Cuz it is so cute
It's got big balls
And a bulbous head
It smells like spunk
And tastes like liquid goo
We love the cock
The geeky cock ...