Phone Post:

[kellinator]

Comments

[tall-man.livejournal.com]

Did you get the liscence number? Report him as an aggressive driver -- tailgating is illegal, neh?

[sertrel.livejournal.com]

Why not get a gun?

A female friend of mine, a very liberal Democrat, from a solidly upper middle class family, kept a handgun in her car. (Which is legal under Louisiana law, which treats the car as an extension of the home.) She and her family simply felt it was unsafe for a young, 20-something woman to drive through some areas without some form of protection.

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

Iceland needs skilled librarians. You'd pick up the language in 2-3 years. You'd like our fucked-off-ness, I think ;) not sure about the Friday Margarita thing - but you could be a trailblazer... and write heartwrenching 'intellectual-in-exile' novels in your spare time...

In a perfect world, we could work out an exchange program - send one idiot to America, get one of the thinking, liberal, cool, groovy Americans out of there.

[lunza.livejournal.com]

Eeeeugh.

[teague.livejournal.com]

'da fuck? You must have a bumper sticker for Kerry to get that. Geeze. I'm sorry some proof of Darwinism decided to stick his metaphorical dick in your ear. Now that it's over, and not so terrifying, just think of this. He probably felt the need to do that because he is insecure about his penis, or some other aspect of his manhood. Any man who has to assert dominance does so because he has penis issues of one degree or another.

[lux-aurumque.livejournal.com]

Especially if he was doing this to a woman driving alone in her car. Southern Chivalry my ass. How uncouth.

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

He has a SIGN in his car that says "Bush won?" What a loser. What a stupid little boy. I'm sure he'll get his someday.

[bossieboots.livejournal.com]

Bleeeeech. I'm sorry that you had such an upsetting experience!

Did you watch SVU last night? Right as the opening credits roled, Martin turned to me and said, "What do you want to bet, if any of the robbers survive, that Belzer goes out and shoots them?"

[captain-bob.livejournal.com]

Pull out your cell phone, dial 911 and say "HELP. I'm being stalked by the vehicle behind me that is following me." Let them ask you to give your location, and vehicle description. Then watch him be pulled over and get guns pointed at him.

Revenge is sweet and that is far safer (both from him and your getting arrested) than drawing your own weapon.