Great moments in voicemail history

[kellinator]

Over the weekend thegreyman called me and, upon getting no answer, apparently assumed that I was neglecting him and christine9600 to do something far more prurient than visiting my family. So when I checked my voicemail, I was greeted by his screech of "PUT DOWN THE DICK AND STEP AWAY!!"

When I returned his call, the first thing I said was, "You know, considering that I'm visiting my family in Tennessee, your dick message was pretty disturbing."

(And while I'm on the subject, thanks for all the terrific text-messages, which did make me feel very spay-shul. You guys are nothing if not creative!)

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I got distracted, otherwise I would have sent you the next series of my Virtual Backseat Passenger messages: The "I don't feel so good" Series.