Great moments in voicemail history

[kellinator]

Over the weekend thegreyman called me and, upon getting no answer, apparently assumed that I was neglecting him and christine9600 to do something far more prurient than visiting my family. So when I checked my voicemail, I was greeted by his screech of "PUT DOWN THE DICK AND STEP AWAY!!"

When I returned his call, the first thing I said was, "You know, considering that I'm visiting my family in Tennessee, your dick message was pretty disturbing."

(And while I'm on the subject, thanks for all the terrific text-messages, which did make me feel very spay-shul. You guys are nothing if not creative!)

Comments

[mamaluna.livejournal.com]

That so sounds like T.... Makes you want to get him back hunh? like leave a dirty message for him at work...

[kobrin.livejournal.com]

Bwuahahahahahahaha! :D

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I got distracted, otherwise I would have sent you the next series of my Virtual Backseat Passenger messages: The "I don't feel so good" Series.

[soultoad.livejournal.com]

I would've messaged you except that I can't do text messaging. I'm still in the dark ages. :) But I did miss you, I was just thinking about that last night! :)

[stronae.livejournal.com]

Heh. :)

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Well, someone will have to remember the "put down the dick" message for some other time, when it's more apropos. :-)

[vill.livejournal.com]

OH p.s. I put a poem about sushi in my LJ while you were gone, did I tell you already?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

No, but now I want sushi. When can we have sushi? I don't think I can afford anything but RuSan's, though.

[vill.livejournal.com]

um I don't know I am about to have no car for a couple of days.