bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

Comments

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

This is such a wonderful idea, it almost makes me wish I did not have the appropriate member, so I could do this.

Hmmm...perhaps I could carry a stuffed songbird around, and invite people to "suck my tit"?

A bearded tit, of course.