bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

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[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

I tell people to suck my cock all the time. if they express interest in doing so or ask me where it is, I punch them in the head.

okay, I made that last part up.