bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

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[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

The greatest day of my life was the ten year build up of a private joke. If you've ever seen the movie "Animal House" you know there is a scene where a guy goes to Elwood and spits out "You got my cheeze whiz boy?" at that point Elwood lobs a jar of the Whiz at him.

My friend Glenn and I used that line on each other for years, then one day after I had moved to florida I went home for another friends birthday party. I showed up on Glenn's doorstep, knocked on the door, he answered, hugged me and said.

"You got my cheeze whiz boy?"

I threw the jar I had put in my pocket just for that emergency at him.