bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

Comments

[twochicsinbham.livejournal.com]

Jimmy, eh?

We call our double headed one "The Boys".

[teague.livejournal.com]

keeheehee...Yup. Jimmy. The first time I ever saw Jimmy, he was part of a double header. He was tied to the lighting fixture over the table that we were gathering at to play D&D. watcher1 had tied Jimmy there just to see what the first thing people would say about it when they walked in. I believe I said, "Aw Hell..This doesn't bode well for my character, does it?" Later watcher1 split Jimmy from his twin, and presented myself with one half, and the other girl at the table with the other half in what can only be assumed as a fit of romance.

[twochicsinbham.livejournal.com]

Did she name hers? ;)

[teague.livejournal.com]

I don't really know...