bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

Comments

[sibylla.livejournal.com]

Please forgive the silliness, but rather than buying a huge dildo, which might be difficult to carry around in your purse, you could get a nicely shaped, large walnut (in the shell) and keep that in your purse instead. Then when people inflict their rank stupidity on you, you could pull it out, hold it in the appropriate place and invite them to suck your left nut.