bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

Comments

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Heh. There was a point in time when I was known to tell deserving parties to do just that... it really befuddled them.

(email coming soon! email coming soon!)

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

I bet people my left nut all the time, just to watch them try to figure it out. :)