bitch, bitch, bitch.

[kellinator]

You know, days weeks like today, I kind of wish I had a cock. Just so I could tell people to suck it.

Maybe I'll go to Lollipop and get a huge realistic-looking dildo and carry it with me everywhere. And when somebody pisses me off, I'll rip it out and tell them to suck my cock.

Comments

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

"Mister, if I had a dick, this is the part where I'd tell you to suck it!" -- Betty White

I think it's generally a good idea to own a large, realistic dildo, and not necessarily for the obvious reasons.

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

Betty White always has the correct answer. She rules.