If I were a rich (wo)man

[kellinator]

Dear Terry McAuliffe, Mary Beth Cahill, Howard Dean, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and everyone else who's hitting me up for money,

I'm sorry, but I think I've run out of money to give you. Remember, I don't have much money. It's not like I'm a Republican or anything.

Love,
Kelly

Comments

I feel your pain...

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

Plus, in my case, I gave as much as I could without my name becoming a matter of public record. Since I work for a newspaper, that would be a bad thing.