Today's dose of blasphemy

[kellinator]

As some of you know, my favorite novel is The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. I love it beyond all reason. It's pure poetry. I wish I had a huge poster of the cover hanging over my mantel. (I wish I had a mantel, but that's another story.)

So imagine my reaction to the news from blistermoth:

Paris Hilton in line to play Daisy Buchanan in Gatsby remake

If anyone needs me, I'll be dry-heaving. Even Daisy Buchanan isn't that vapid!

Comments

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

OMG.......no

*collapses in heap on floor sobbing

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

And for the edification of a certain grrwoo: I left out a comma in my previous comment. The floor is NOT sobbing. I repeat, "the floor is NOT sobbing." Thank you.

/grins

[adamosity.livejournal.com]

The floors of every Hilton hotel room should be sobbing on what a selfish incepid jerk is inheriting them.

The beds should be sobbing because they weren't in sex videos. :)

--adam