Vampire smut!! Everybody loves vampire smut!!

[kellinator]

LJ's own reannon has just published her first novel! It's called Nocturnal Urges and it's all about vampire sex in Memphis. You can check out an excerpt here!

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[libidoergosum.livejournal.com]

can you cut and copy the text... being on a DOD terminal, it won't let me access it because of nudity.

[adamosity.livejournal.com]

that puts a whole new meaning on the song 'walking in memphis,' doesn't it?

[ilexx.livejournal.com]

OMG SMUT!!!! *bounces and humps something*

i think i'm going to have to buy!

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the pimping, m'dear. :) Want a character named after ya? *snicker*

[laffingfox.livejournal.com]

Vampire smut? But that's not possible, is it, dude? I mean, a vampire is -- by definition -- dead, right? No blood flow to the...

...um, never mind.

(Don't tell Lionheart I said anything, OK?)

-- Teri ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

Before you tell everyone not to tell, make sure I don't read it first. Yes Vampire can "do it," Stop watching those cartoons all the time and check out Angel and Buffy sometime!

Lionhart

[laffingfox.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's some spy network you've got, Lionheart. I can't sneak anything past you. :-/

And cartoons are fun. Maybe you should lay off the goth and watch The Cartoon Channel with me sometime. We can sit in front of the TV and eat cereal for supper and giggle over Ren and Stimpy reruns!

They've also got this thing called Justice League, but it's really lame. Obviously written by people who never talked to a real superhero...

[orfeo517.livejournal.com]

Jesus! As if Memphis didn't have enough trouble with blood-flow already!

Heh. Seriously, I'll check out that excerpt. It's just that you reminded me of the first thing I saw the last time I was in Memphis. It was about three years ago when my mother and I drove back here from California. When we came through Memphis, we decided to go down to the river, and we walked by some old guy who had just been knifed. He was too stunned to know what to do, and we were pretty fucking shocked. The police and paramedics arrived pretty quickly, though (faster than they ever do in Atlanta or Decatur), and the guy was apparently in stable condition by the time we left.

That was our introduction to the level of crime in Memphis. Now you're telling me they have vampires?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I want to pick up your icon and squeeze him... he's so cuuuuuuute...

[orfeo517.livejournal.com]

Heh! You have an icon from "Kenya." "Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya!"

Have you ever seen Pilz-E from the Neurotically Yours animations? He's not the main character, but he's my favorite, even if he is overly medicated.

[blondeheroine.livejournal.com]

OMG. Vampire sex in Memphis? I want to have vampire sex in Memphis. Why have I missed out on all the vampire sex in Memphis. *sigh*

First I miss Orlando Bloom and Cameron Crowe in Memphis. Now vampire sex. Will this ever end?

Okay, going to read now.

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

Joaquin Phoenix is here in Memphis now... He's playing Johnny Cash in the movie about him called Walk The Line

[blondeheroine.livejournal.com]

He's still in Memphis? Wow. I saw him one day on Union. He was smoking like a fiend.

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

That is how them stars stay so skinny!!! Cigs and diet soda! :-)

From what I understand he is still in town.

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

wooohoo! Vampire smut! :)

Dammit!! I want my vampire smut!

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

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Re: Dammit!! I want my vampire smut!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Poor baby... you want I should email you the excerpt to keep you amused at work?