This is why I don't watch the news anymore.

[kellinator]

I was skimming this article at CNN.com about Bush going after conservative Democrats, and I was about two-thirds of the way through when I started thinking "I need a stiff drink."

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[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

"I need a stiff drink."

We're all going to need one if he wins the next election. I'm planning to take the day off so that if he loses, I can celebrate.

And if he wins, so I can crawl underground and mourn.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's one thing I know for sure -- I'm going to have a killer hangover the day after the election. I just don't know if it's going to be from celebrating or drinking myself into a stupor to keep myself from doing something that would get me arrested.