It's kinda like port or sherry. Actually, you know, cats would probably go better with a nice white like you suggested, but even I'm not that eeeeeevil...
Are cats light or dark meat? Dumb question. I used to drink amontillado sherry with my cat meat, but it never seemed right. I think cats go better with a merlot, since they're active, muscular animals.
Nah, don't worry about it. Those who know us, know that there are no greater fans of catdom than Kelly and myself. And if we're getting some good laughs from this thread, you can be sure no fan of catdom is going to flame you for it. :-)
Just don't let any cats you know read this. They're likely to find it less humorous than Kelly and I do. ;-)
I did see a link to kitty S and M, but I thought it probably stood for something like smiles and miracles. My image of Cinnamon is completely shattered.
This reminds me of one of Steve Martin's old stand-up acts in which he said he found out his cat was embezzling from him. His cat, disguised as him, went to the bank and took out all of his money. He found out when he came home and found $3000 worth of cat toys in the living room.
See, the cats I know wouldn't stop with the cat toys. We're talking gourmet kitty treats and pimp hats... lots of pimp hats. Have you ever seen that episode of South Park where Cartman's cat is in heat and throws a wild party? They walk in and the cats are doing lines of catnip.
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen most of the South Park episodes. I do love it when kitty tries to beg from Cartman, and Cartman starts yelling at him. I guess that's in a very early episode.
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Date: 2004-07-12 05:29 pm (UTC)Are cats light or dark meat? Dumb question. I used to drink amontillado sherry with my cat meat, but it never seemed right. I think cats go better with a merlot, since they're active, muscular animals.
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Date: 2004-07-12 05:57 pm (UTC)Before anybody looks at me funny, I do not eat cat. I'm so feline, myself, personality-wise, that'd be cannibalistic.
The answer is based on science. Dark meat indicates a higher fat content. And cats (generally speaking) are high muscle content, with very little fat.
I now return you to your discussion of which wines are best suited to cat consumption. LOL. :-D
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Date: 2004-07-12 06:05 pm (UTC)(I am going to get a lot of flack for this whole thing)
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Date: 2004-07-12 06:22 pm (UTC)Just don't let any cats you know read this. They're likely to find it less humorous than Kelly and I do. ;-)
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Date: 2004-07-13 07:08 am (UTC)I did see a link to kitty S and M, but I thought it probably stood for something like smiles and miracles. My image of Cinnamon is completely shattered.
This reminds me of one of Steve Martin's old stand-up acts in which he said he found out his cat was embezzling from him. His cat, disguised as him, went to the bank and took out all of his money. He found out when he came home and found $3000 worth of cat toys in the living room.
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